Wanted: Kapampangan superheroes

Wouldn't it be cool if there were new Kapampangan superheroes? And I mean really Kapampangan ones, with powers and abilities inspired by Kapampangan stuff, with weapons like kalai or atkan. Not Wonder Woman or Superman ripoffs.


But before I look for new Kapampangan superheroes, perhaps I should be looking for more Kapampangan heroes first, i.e., those who'd save the Kapampangan people from extinction.

(Note: The image I posted is not a real DVD screen capture. Panupaya for the inconsistent orthography.)